SKANDANAVIAN BAR - ROUND 2

We woke up to have a shot of vodka to celebrate our nap before rushing out to grab dinner. We did our usual and roamed the streets, checked on the $40 woman, Scary Canary and rest of the freaks before hitting the pizza joint that we loved.

We decided to avoid getting a pizza as we were all pizzed out from Italy. Instead we went for Lasange. We saw this random chick sitting next to us having lasange and it looked good. Little did we know it would make us feel sick later on.

Taramasalata

Most important part of dinner was wine

The Lasange

We finished dinner feeling sick. Infact we both wanted to vomit that lasange back out. I think it was too saucy for my liking. We decided to head back to the apartment to rest (Because we have been up for less than an hour) before hitting the sKandanavian bar again! Back at the apartment we mixed up our vodka bottles and headed off.

We arrive to the bar to spot another Jesus:

Now this chick had the right idea - a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Orange Juice!!!

Some chick actually brought a tripod to the bar:

The below photo shows how smokey it was in there. I'm lucky I didnt have an asthma attack!

This is where the show begins..........

Pants off..........

Let's get this party moving......

The ass touching was popular.........

Green top chick was disgusted she wasnt getting as much attention........

Pants back off... Every girl wanted a piece of that ass....

Back by popular demand the girly lesbian show:

We decided to call it a night after 3am. There was so much pushing and shoving we could take. Honestly I felt like a ball being tossed around in there. As we were leaving Lucy got shoved so she practically ribbed this guy’s kidney out. The worst part was trying to walk down the stairway when there was like 50 thousand people queued up to get into the bar. After a lot of pushing and shoving we decided to walk a lap to only end up at Mex Café.This place was going off so we decided to sit and watch the show.

I decided to use the toilets at Mex Café when someone kept banging on the door. Fuck I can’t even pee without being disturbed. I quickly finished up to open the door to find two guys standing there. I walked out and they both rushed inside the toilet and locked the door. Right two guesses to what those two are doing in there?

We hit the bar and had a few shots. God I needed that. The worst part of Skandanavian bar is that it’s very hard getting to the bar. You practically have to throw yourself on a sea of people to get there. Trust me it’s not worth the hassle. So we usually do without the shots there.

We leave Mex Cafe to do more laps of Mykonos town only to find ourselves outside of Mykonos Bar. Some random chick has a roll of sticky tape and is going around sticking taping people. I knew it was within moments that we would get attacked as well. The blond guy slapped a piece of sticky tape on my mouth and tried planting a kiss on top but I managed to dodge on time.

Sticky Tape time

NV got tapped

The blond guy

We stood there watching these lunatics as 2 annoying little brats turned up harassing us. The little kid was trying to jump in front of all my photos. I was about to smack him from one end of Mykonos town to the other. Why are these kids even up at this hour???

It was time to move on and what better way to end the night than a pita souvalaki roll!

It was past 4:30am! We have done well!