MYKONOS - THE FIRST MORNING AFTER...

There’s always a morning after to recap what the hell happen the night before in Skandanavian Bar. As much as we want to avoid the whole situation we need a recovery breakfast but first there is one thing we need to do.

We arrived to the exchange woman’s shop to realise she is shut. The exchange woman played a major role in our lives on previous trips. Last trip I managed to score the exchange woman’s email address. I had emailed her prior to the trip asking her for accommodation advice. This is because she practically screamed at us last time that she could get us a better deal. Anyway she replied to my email telling me she’s lost someone in her family and its been six months or something but she’s still grieving. However she said she would get back to me and never did. I chased her up with a follow up email and still got no response. It was time to question her but damn she wasn’t here.

We decided to cross the road to have breakfast at the 24 hour café and nearly get over my the morning traffic. Well when I say morning, its really mid afternoon. It’s still too early in the morning for me. We sit at the 24 hour café to order a nice fatty recovery breakfast.

Busy Mykonos town

The time has come to deal with last night's erotic live sex show that Lucy and Johnny provided on the dance floor. If Christine was there, she would have been so proud. Lucy finally gave in and let Johnny seduce her. Right, I need my breakfast before I go on….

Recovery Breakfast

Breakfast looks good and the coffee starts to kick in. I still cant believe were in Mykonos. More importantly I cant believe we ran into Johnny for the third time. What is the odds of that? It just goes to show if its meant to be its meant to be. Recapping from last night we managed to call Christine to tell her about Johnny. Christine answered the phone for some reason and got all the goss. I even forwarded her the short clip that I filmed in the bar of Johnny & Lucy. Christine did the right thing and forwarded it to half of Sydney. Nice team work!

Finishing up on breakfast and Lucy's porn session from last night we ask for the bill. This is what we get:




No we didn’t eat that much. For some reason the receipt was that long. We get up from the 24 hour café to do our usual morning lap of Mykonos town. As were walking we spot a guy lying down on a random staircase sleeping. Its siesta time and people are now sleeping on the ground in random streets. I tell Lucy that everyone is in bed but us. Lucy screams we just got out of bed.

We continue our laps until Lucy decides she has to exchange money and since the exchange woman wasn't open we find the new exchange woman:

The new exchange woman

We walk back to the apartment to take some photos of our stairways. So let me present to you our main stairway leading to the door of our apartment block:


Check out the broken railing about to fall apart. Lets hope we remember not to hold onto it when we are drunk. Otherwise we can fall to our deaths.

Once we reach the top of our stairway, you open the door and get confronted with a new stairway to the apartment door. There is two apartments here. There's one on the right and one on the top of the stairs.

Now were going crazy taking photos of the stairways while local Christine is watching us. She must be thinking what the fuck are these idiots doing? Maybe she was going to invite us in for breakfast?

Local Christine

We continue our lap when we stop at a postcard rack. Its time to get Christine a new postcard. It’s the least I can do after she kindly distributed the video clip from last night. We pick up this card:

Just as we are arguing whether this is the right card for Christine or not we get hounded by Clawfeet and Colgate guy. OMG!!! What’s the odds of running into these two again. We knew they were doing another tour on a boat and that they would come to Mykonos but we didn’t think we would see them here. It was nice reunion and we offered to show them around Mykonos. God now were Mykonos tour leaders. We know the island inside out. We continue walking along the main drag until we reach little Venice. We take some random photos with them before they decided to head towards the beach while we investigate where the $40 woman has gone…

Little Venice - Mykonos

Special guest appearance by CF & CG