MYKONOS - THE FREAK SHOW BEGINS...

We enter the old $40 woman’s shop to investigate. We reach the cash register where there is a young funky chick. Lucy starts to question the woman that there used to be an older woman who had a store here. She remembers because she brought an oil painting off her. The chick behind the counter tells us that she has taken over the store but she’s been told that the older woman lives upstairs.

Right we got the information we wanted. We walk outside to check out upstairs. When I lift my head up I spot the $40 woman standing on her balcony chewing. While my hands are searching for my video camera I quickly scream out to Lucy for camera. She spots the $40 woman as well. Next thing you know camera flashes are going off. This woman must be wandering what were taking photos and video of. She stands there while we film and take random shot.

The $40 woman is ALIVE. I cant believe we found her. I quickly take a phone photo as well to send to Christine. Christine needs to know. She’s the only one out of our friends that understand the $40 woman history. Trust me I don’t even understand it but Christine does.

First sign of the $40 Woman - 2007

$40 Woman spots us...

$40 Woman is onto us...

Since the $40 Woman is onto us we decide to take a few Little Venice shots.

Little Venice

We continue taking photos of her as she chews and stares at us:

Honestly she must know we are stalking her...

Feeling much better now, we storm off to the constipated woman’s shop. We have photos of the $40 woman!

Constipated Woman

We leave the store when I spot the perfect shirt for Christine that reads “Free Cock Rides” - GOLD. We eventually back track to the store where we had Christine’s postcard in our hands when clawfeet interrupted. We had left Christine’s postcard on top of something and now its missing. OMG Christine someone stole your postcard! We finally pick a postcard for Christine and walk inside the tiny store. There's no one in the store. Finally some weird woman appears. We pay for the card quickly as possible as we both know that a laughing fit is about to develop. We storm out of the store and know that we have to return to get a photo of her.

We walk back to the exchange woman to spot that disgusting guy opening shop. Bad memories from last time. We storm off to realise we have been walking for 4 hours. God its time for a siesta. We stop at Mex Café for coffee.

We sit at Mex Café having coffee while watching the freaks walk past. Meanwhile the waitress who served us the coffee’s never smiles. In fact she looks pretty disgusted with Lucy. She looks like she’s ready to bitch slap Lucy from one end of Mex café to the other. I don't know what her problem is. She seems to like me as I spoke in Greek to her because she didn't understand English much.

A random freak walks past. WTF is that?

Lucy becomes obsessed with this chick below claiming she has no tits. Introducing no tits in the green bikini:

We eventually leave Mex Café to walk some more because we don’t walk enough in this town. Were on the main drag when we spot something. From a distance we can't really identify what it is but we know something huge is about to develop. We quickly get closed to it when we spot Scary Canary! The first sign of Scary Canary.

Why Scary Canary? There's more than one....



The above photo kills me. Only if it wasn't blurry...

More photo's of Scary Canary...

Maybe she had a rough night at a bar last night?

Where do we find these people? We continue walking when we spot the pink hat woman. For some reason this woman insists on looking at us and posing for photos.

Now Lucy was being discreet but it looks like this woman is posing for us and saying "Cheers"!

Lucy decides to get another shot from a different angle and for some reason this woman continues starring at us...

Where the hell did she get that pink hat from anyways? LOL

The pink hat woman eventually leaves the cafe and still poses in the photos for us:

We walk pass the crazy hat woman and realise its time for a siesta. We have done all the walking for today.

Crazy Hat Woman & her daughter

We quickly hit the bottle shop near our apartment to buy a bottle of vodka. Grabbing the vodka we head back to the apartment while we spot local Christine still sitting outside her front door. How nice of her. She must be waiting for us. She watches us as we storm into the apartment. We stash the vodka into the fridge and hit the sack. Being up for 6 hours is exhausting…