CHERRY'S LICKING 26TH BIRTHDAY BASH

Cherry's birthday bash is always a fun filled incident but this year it was the icing on the cake. When you throw together alot of shots, a bunch of lunatics and of course a few special guests your bound to get more than you bargained for.

This years event held at Lord Roberts Hotel in East Sydney kicked off in the courtyard where presents were thrown at Cherry along with new filming weapons!!! Of course nothing can really out do last years 12 inch Vibrator but we had to maintain the tradition.

Hence Cherry was presented with the following:

It's not 12 inches but hey its good value!

It wasn't long before we moved upstairs into the restaurant. Well everyone moved and Josh and I sat there during to work out where the fuck everyone went.

In the restaurant Cherry's special guest arrived!!! See below




Yes that's right my friends due to popular demand it was the toe licking psycho Matt, who finally crashed one of Cherry's birthday bashes. Dinner didn't last long as everyone was ready to head downstairs to the bar to drink.

Back at the bar our barman started loading the shots. Little did he know this was the begining of something big...



The outcomes of the many shots below, it was one slippery nipple after another...

DUE TO DEATH THREATS THE PHOTO OF OISHII LICKING CHERRY OUT HAD TO BE TAKEN DOWN. ALL PARTIES INVOLVED MAY NEED TO BE UNDER A WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM!!!


While the licking fisaco was happening Matt was trying to seduce Anthea at the bar by actually buying her a drink. For those that know Matt, would know he is the biggest tight ass ever and wouldn't buy anyone a drink. Some how Anthea broke the chain and managed to fetch into Matt's pocket. Soon we discovered Anthea aka Anthony was Matt's declared soul mate.

Now a drunkin party wouldnt be a drunkin party unless there was inappropriate touching and gropping happening. Oishii took it upon herself to shove her hand and a $2 coin into Marco's underpants.

Marco had to fetch into his own underpants to find the $2 coin...

HOLA!!! Marco got the $2 coin out. Right straight to the bar with that....

The shots piled up and soon the licking increased and increased...

The slippery nipples and wet pussies soaked up all the cash and even Joel got abit too excited!

Now the photo below... Hmmmm Lets just say some people had too many shots otherwise there was no way in hell this photo would have been taken!

Matt had overdosed on alcohol so much that if he wasn't trying to hug Cherry he was planting a nice big smooch on Scarface which resulted in a massive slapping and kicking session. Some where along the line Oishii coped a nice big smooch from Matt too!!! Rumors have it Josh did too!

There was only one way to deal with all of this more shots, more licking & nipple play...

With all the excitment I managed to capture the best shot on my camera!

Somewhere along the line Cherry stormed into the toilet and someone yelled we need to check up on Cherry as she may be sick. Next thing you know Oishii, Scarface and me storm into the womans toilets. I pull out my camera phone just in case and take a shot. Oishii screams take another one so I do as I am told. Next thing you know the barman comes to tell me off for taking photos.

Since Cherry was ok we went back to the bar and hence the night continued...

The night came to an end when Cherry left us for Scary Canery or whatever its called. Scarface, Oishii and I left to walk to my car when Scarface got us lost. We took this opportunity to run off and leave Matt behind but the bastard caught up to us and collapsed onto the floor.



We quickly paid the parking and started running to my car when Oishii nearly ran into the boom gate. Unfortunately Matt made it into the car before the girls. Matt knows that we have no problem with leaving him stranded after the wonderland incident a few years back hahaa

The ride home was painful with Matt screaming about Anthea slash Anthony being the love of his life. Apparently she has hot lips and the glasses really did it for him. She is apparently his soul mate. We needed stress relief by screaming "Christineeeeeee". Some how we got a whole restaurant screaming and waving at us.

We stopped to drop Scarface off at Broadway when according to Matt he saw Vicki's butt crack and decided to run his finger along it!

It wasnt long before Matt collapsed into a breakdown crying, laughing and declaring his love for Anthony.

Oishii threw herself out of the car near Ashfield and decided to walk home rather than put up with Matt's shit.

By the time I got home I needed a Valum!