CRASHING A COWBOY PARTY

Recapping to Xmas last year when Oishii snuck me into her work xmas party. This wasn't that satisfying as we only spent like half an hour in there because we were both tired and sick. To make up for that disaster Oishii planned to sneak me into another work function.

Feeling excited about the whole process of sneaking into an event, it was preplanned with scripts and identities. The theme was cowboys or western or something along those lines. I knew it was going to be a freak show hence the reason I showed up.

Arrving in the city and parking at Sussex St I spotted random freaks in cowboy gears so I assumed they were going to the party so I followed them until I hit Wharf 8. I pulled out my phone and called Oishii who was half drunk on the $100 bottle of Champagne.

She found me homeless outside, strapped a wristband on me and pulled me into the freak show.
The pictures below show some of the freaks at the party.

Random Indian guy

Oishii joins the freak show

Oishii had to do a dance show and some how made me follow her and take pictures of their practice run before every tom, dick and harry joined. I still cant get the song out of my head mind you. It's some random Jessica Simpson song.

After the dance show the host was announced - Jean Kittson. I was in great shock. OMG that's Pam sandwich from Let the blood run free. I couldnt believe my luck. I told Oishii with excitment and we both decided we had to grab a picture with her.

During the night we tracked her down when we asked for a photo. Jean agreed and then Oishii decided to yell in her face "PAM SANDWICH RIGHT". Jean's facial expression was gold. It was like, fuck these idiots actually watched let me the blood run free. Of all the roles she played she probably wanted to forget that one. Anyway we managed to grab our photo with her.

Photo to come shortly...

It wasnt long before we discovered the bull ride. Oishii decided to get onboard with it but struggled to jump on. Another priceless moment.

More random people on the bull ride...

The freak show below - An award was given to best dressed or best freak.

More dancers came on board. These guys were quite good.

As the party went along more and more rooms open and by the end of the night I was ready to throw in the towel and head home to my bed.