ON THE STREETS OF SURFER'S PARADISE

Streets of Surfers

Hard Rock Cafe

We stroll out of the apartment onto the streets and the first thing we see is an Ambulance, which indicates Christine some how. Wait a second look and it’s not an ambulance but actually road workers. We continue walking to the city center.
We have no map, no direction or any idea where we are headed. All bets are off.

We stroll through the streets to notice that a lot of the stores are closed. There’s an odd bar here and there open. We reach Sky Walker when Oishii’s phone starts to ring. I’m thinking its Christine so the camera starts to film when I’m disappointed. It was only Oishii’s dad.

We head towards the beach and I’m excited that I might actually be hitting the beach this year!!! While I’m filming the beach Oishii decides to take off her shoes and whack on her thongs. This is at the same time we spot this miserable bitch walking on the opposite side of the footpath. She looked like she just got bitch slapped from head to toe. We continue walking when we spot Maccas. Oishii indicates she’s hungry again. For fucks sake we just ate less than 4 hours ago. I decide I want an apple pie so we stroll in.

We walk out of Maccas with a burger each. Don’t ask me what happen to the apple pie. After shoving a burger down our throats I caught Oishii on camera trying to give a pole a blow job. This then lead to us discovering a condom kingdom. I was excited as I remember the one in Mykonos!

We continue strolling around when we hit Hard Rock Café. Immediately all cameras are out. Once the photo session comes to an end we spot an alcohol shop that we immediately hit. We walk in to check out their wine range. We walk out empty handed and decide to come back tomorrow to stock up.

This is when we walk past the "Eagle boys Pizza" with a bunch of guys on a forklift wearing this funny looking ridiculous hat. We continue to walk when we notice some guy busking on the streets with his guitar. You can also buy his CD for a random price. While I’m enjoying the music Oishii randomly starts screaming "MAC". I had no idea who MAC was. I thought she ran into someone she knew only to discover it was MAC the Lipstick Company or something.

At this stage we spot another Limo parked with a sun roof which has no one in it. While we are admiring this Limo the Eagle boys come head on towards us with their forklift. We point our cameras at them and continue to follow them to the crossing. As we are following them more guys seem to be jumping onto this forklift. Its like an all you can jump on forklift. I suggest to Oishii that we should jump on this forklift as well and see where we end up. They start to cross the road when they suddenly decide to swerve back.

The Eagle Pizza Boys

Cavill Ave - The Most Important Street in Surfers

We decide to head back to the hotel to sleep when we spot Dracula’s shop. It is here that I find Christine’s next birthday present looking at the shop window. We so have to shop here tomorrow.

We head back to the apartment, where I admire the beautiful view on the balcony before collapsing into bed.

It’s been a long day!