THE APARTMENT IN SURFERS

The view from the Balcony

The lift doors open and we are officially on level 10!

We arrive to level 10 and the minute the elevator doors are open I notice the red carpet walls and floor around the level. We stroll to our door with our suitcases when it’s another issue opening our bloody room door. For fucks sake there is only two keys, how can you go wrong?

The next problem the weight of the door. The bloody thing needs 6 people to push open. We stroll inside of the apartment and this is what we find!

The Apartment Lounge Room

Notice the kitchen? This reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry got a new Kitchen that looked like this, which annoyed everyone because they couldn’t see each other!

The Famous Seinfeld Kitchen Look a Like

We immediately do a good lap around the kitchen. While I’m admiring the beautiful view from the balcony I can hear Oishii muttering something in the kitchen. I have no idea what she’s complaining about until I reach the kitchen to notice her opening and slamming every cupboard in the kitchen. She turn’s around screaming "Where’s the dishwasher? I’m not doing any dishes".

Then she storms out of the kitchen to the bedroom. What the fuck was that about? Who asked you to do disher’s at 10pm? Would it kill you to wash two plates? I should have dragged every plate, bowl, spoon, fork and knife out and made you wash them!

Oishii storms in with the chocolate vodka bottle I brought her for her birthday. She slams it on the counter and finds two massive cups. She pours in shots for us. Who the hell has shots in massive cups for crying out loud? We scull the shots and head out of the apartment with camera’s to explore.