Nez our 2005 Vomit Queen

İt started as a threat and ended in reality!!! Our 2005 Vomit queen is NEZ....

She is now under suspect for the mystery vomiting crime held two years ago at my 23rd birthday. Alongsıde of thoses inconsiderate vomitters Nez has now been added to the list. Whether she is guity or not remains to be seen. Nez will need to undergo several DNA testing such as dıstrıbuting some of her vomit to our testing laboratory. This vomit then will be closely examıned to determine whether it matches the vomit two years ago discovered ın my sink. Penalties will be highly if Nez is found guilty of the crime.

Lab assistances are working day and night to match results of the vomit. Further enquiries are being made as reports indicate that there is a vomit bag flasher. This vomit bag flasher travels around leaving a suprise package of vomit outside the houses of Liverpool.

Whether Nez is responsible for thıs rampage remains to be seen. Sooner or later we will catch the vomıt bag flasher and the vomitters will be stopped. You should all feel safe that our technıcal department is working very hard to put a stop to the tragic vomit incidents that have been continously been occuring mysteriously around town. People are warned to take all threats seriously as a vomitter could strike any minute.....