THE MIDDLE EASTERN DINNER PARTY

FLASHBACK: NOVEMBER 4TH 2006

Miss Lebanon 2006

Don’t ask me why on earth this occurred but it did. For some reason Oishii decided to have a Turkish slash Greek night and somewhere in between got confused and it turned into a Middle Eastern Dinner bash!

First we got an email about the dinner party followed by an updated email stating we MUST all dress up in costumes for the night. Oishii knew Christine and I would rock up in some costume where as Gus and Alan would do their best at avoiding it. Therefore she pre-prepared their costume.

Before the night I had to look at fifty bargain stores for a table cloth to use on my head as part of my costume. Luckily I managed to find something at the last minute in Crows Nest.

We all decided to get dressed at Oishii’s house to avoid getting arrested on the way there. Now since I knew Oishii was limited on decorations I managed to find a few items at home to throw into the bag to take over. I stated several millions time that she needed to buy an evil eye in Turkey.You never know when you will need it...

I rocked over to Oishii’s house where Christine and Oishii greeted me at the door. We all rushed in like lunatics to get dressed and this is the end result:

Oishii's Bellydancer look

Christine's Nun Meets Bellydancer look

My confused terrorist meets bellydancer look

Gus & Alan's "We need to get out of here" look

We started setting up the table when we decided we were eating on the ground to keep the tradition. Oishii was supposed to organise some traditional Turkish cushions for us but that didn’t happen. I thought I’ll spice things up by placing some traditional Turkish spoons around the floor however soon I realized this wasn’t a great idea as everyone kept stepping on them. My last touch was to insert a bellydancing DVD for music. The DVD featured some chick bellydancing in a G-String. On that note the boys arrived & Oishii shoved punch into our hands.

The night had just began!

The dips started to come out:

Babaganoush

Cacik

Dolma (Vine Leaves)

Coban Salatasi

Kofte

The next dish was Oishii low fat gigantic tray of Moussaka. This was one of my favorite dishes in Greece. I just couldn’t get enough of it and I think the guys would agree with me in saying Oishii’s Moussaka was absolutely yummy. SO yummy that Christine was about to lick her fingers.

Oishii bringing out the Moussaka

Low fat Moussaka

I was about to explode when Oishii decided to bring desert out. She was going to make the famous Greek pastry "Galatoboureko" but decided against it as the last time she made it the custard exploded in her face.

Oishii's Pastry Dessert

We all settled onto the couches after dinner to premiere our famous "Christine" video we made at the Gold Coast. Recapping what happened at the Gold Coast – We decided to walk around with a video camera getting people to leave messages to Christine. It started off with people simply saying "Hi Christine" to guys pulling down their pants and showing us their asses and cocks.

Gus gets comfortable

Once the video finished it was time to present Christine with her much-waited gift. We found the perfect souvenir to give to her:

Christine too scared to open the present!

Christine disgusted and turn on by the toy cock

Some how this got into Gus hand and ended up on Oishii’s ceiling.

Christine's toy cock hanging off the ceiling

Down to one ball.......

We spent a good 5 minutes watching it hang off the ceiling slowly falling to one nut and finally coming to a conclusion. Christine started screaming we got it dirty for her. She quickly grabbed it, shoved it into a plastic bag and placed it into her handbag. 15 minutes later Christine started screaming where her toy cock was. We had to remind her that she put it into her handbag.

Till next dinner party.........