THE OFFICIAL 26 AFTER PARTY
It was time for the official 26th birthday party following last week’s surprise bash, hence the after party!
Tugcen was picking me up and I knew that no matter what time I told her to be at my house she would be late due to her fixing her hair or something. So 7:30pm Tugcen pulls into my driveway and I race into the car as we speed off onto the M5. Next stop – Oishii.
We arrive at Oishii’s house where she is standing in the middle of the street with a bottle of wine in her hand waiting for us. She jumps into the car when we storm off around the block, pull to the side of the road and crack open the bottle of wine. Within 5 minutes we scull the whole bottle of wine on the side of the street between us before jetting off to the restaurant.
Now let me explain this. When I called up to verify the booking I asked the owner if we could bring our own alcohol or if they had a bar there. The owner cuts me off and tells me that he will look after me on the night. He continues to ask, "what we drink". I tell him I’m not sure what everyone will want to drink. This is when he continues that he will get the waiter to look after us. He goes "If you drink Whisky, I do you a deal. It’s $120 a bottle, I’ll give you $50 off". This is when I’m speechless. I don’t know whether to chock or respond to that. Who the fuck in their right mind pays $70 for Whisky when you can get 3 bottles at that price. This is when the owner continues telling me that he doesn’t want us drinking a lot. I cope a 3-minute lecture that we don’t need to drink to enjoy ourselves. Who the fuck tells their customers not to drink. You’re supposed to encourage people to buy drinks at your restaurant!
So we arrive to Tony’s Restaurant and stumble our way in. Oishii and I had Plan B in process – Smuggling the alcohol in. We brought a bottle of vodka and emptied the entire bottle into a water bottle to smuggle into the restaurant. We also manage to smuggle in a six pack of cowboy shots.
We arrive to discover Matt sitting by himself at our table. Even though we had arrived at 8:15pm we were the only ones to have arrived in the entire restaurant. We sit ourselves down and I notice the entire table filled with various mezes. I’m so hungry by this stage that I figure I should dig into the mezes before drinking again. Somewhere in between the bottle of vodka comes out and between Oishii and myself we finish the entire bottle throughout the night. Oishii on the ball with the water bottle centers herself in some corner providing me with drinks on demand. Every time I turned around Oishii was mixing drinks.
Since I arrived to the restaurant practically drunk after that bottle of wine in the middle of the street followed by a bottle of vodka some things seem a bit of a blur. Oishii had two cameras rolling at the same time. So we managed to capture a lot of photo’s and video footage. Every time I looked she had a digital camera in her left hand and a video camera in her right hand.
The night started as NORMAL but things started to get weirder and weirder as usual. Somewhere in between Oishii sent Khan into the male toilets to film me peeing. Now it’s abit hard to stop peeing when you drank so much to smack Khan.
The cousin shot that Fred insisted being apart of:
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PLEASE NOTE THE NEXT SECTION HAS PHOTO'S THAT CAN BE CLAIMED AS "INAPPROPRIATE" & "NAUTI"
Fred, NV & Khan causing a scene on the dancefloor
The waiter that served us RAW MEAT!
The cute waiter that Tugcen tried picking up 
Where's the cowboy shots?
Of course no party would be a hit without the TWO LESBIANS
Sue & Fred Forever
We hit the dancefloor and this is where Matt claims Sue has sexy legs!
For some reason "LICKING" became a MUST.........
Fred groping me in her new " I just walked out of a Evanesence video clip" look"
The licking turned into kissing..........
Let's just say the below is a bad angle shot...............
AND then there was the "CHEST"....................
This is when the night starts to become a complete BLUR. Apparently some inconsiderate person (AKA Fred) tried shoving a tomato into my pants...........
Of course the tomato ended up where it should be.................
Somewhere in between I took the video camera to get some more footage
Evanesence video clip - Directed by NVFinally the bellydancer came on!
Oishii on the camera..........
Matt stole some alcohol and got completely smashed off his face. Hence did I mention he thinks Sue has hot legs?
Don't ask me to explain the below...........
Highlights of the night:
* We all got up on stage and got told off by the owner as the band wanted to come back on
* Someone chucked a leg spread on the stairs to score a cock correction number
* While dancing Sue and I fell onto the stage & tumbled onto the floor - YES it's captured on camera
* Matt got completely drunk and declared his love to Sue when Laura wasn't there
* Sue took 4 hours getting a cab from Burwood to Dulwich Hill
* Fred's Evanesence look
* Khan paid $16 for a scotch and coke
* Someone tried smuggling a tomato into my pants
* The tomato went into Fred's mouth
* The tomato went home with Matt
1 Comments:
You forgot to mention that Khan sprayed a bottle of champagne over half the table because he didn't believe that there wasn't a birthday cake!
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