THE TEA PARTY REVEALED

ANYONE FOR TEA..........?

Trust me when I first heard about this I laughed at the idea. Who goes to a tea party for crying out loud? I couldn’t believe what my life had come to. I was going from a wild party boy who had drunken nights to settling in for a tea party on a Sunday afternoon. Even Josh was shocked!

So I rock up to this tea party and my first thought is of cluedo. It’s like one of those murder mystery parties where we all had to sit around a table. The invite stated that it was for 12 and I some how got the feeling that this was a set up to kill us all off. If not kill us give us a sugar overdose.

The girls had to dress girly and the guys had to look funky. I was waiting for place cards that read "Miss Peacock" and "Mr Green"! This was definately a who done it, with what weapon and in which room mystery.

Picture - Cakes & More Cakes

Picture - The Bosnian Princess searches for the weapon in the Kitchen after the Chef was found in the kitchen cupboard!

The evening proceeds and somehow this tea party starts to get quite sexual special thanks to Shazza who teaches sex education at her International school. Actually she teaches English but apparently she teaches her students more about sex than English. Hence why her classes have high enrolment numbers. Everything in the class is quite sexual and refers to sex including video footage. God I should join this class.

This then leads to massages around the table first performed by Shazza and then Adam. Alana gets caught up in the moment and questions "Whether she is tight or not?" Shazza’s response is "Why don’t you ask Josh?". Aha I think someone meant tense not tight?

The evening continues and Adam has his hands on me and by this time I realize that whatever he is doing he shouldn’t stop. My shoulders and neck have been so sore from the Gym that this is perfect. Hence Adam is announced to be my bitch for the year!

Picture - The boys high on Sugar

Picture - Adam & Shazza

Two of the guest decide to hit the road while the host sees them out the other 9 decide to follow my stupid suggestion that we should all hide. Without thinking we all storm into the nearest bedroom and close the door. The host walks back in and realizes that were all in the bedroom.

It’s not what you think! Well it is but anyways.

With all the sugar consumed at the tea party I spent the next 24 hours trying to calm myself down!