THE SEX COMPETITION

Cherry called screaming down the phone that she just had sex for spite to be back into the lead. It was too early in the morning and I had no idea what the hell was going on. My manager was sitting next to me and I couldn’t exactly talk so I had to get up and leave the office.

The story follows: a few weeks ago we went to Lucy’s house party. At the house party Cherry got drunk on hot Italian wine and started a conversation within the group on how long its been since everyone had sex. For some stupid reason Oishii decided to announce that she recently had sex but refused to tell us with who.

This sent Cherry into a mental breakdown that Oishii had sex and she didn’t. The whole way home all we heard was Cherry screaming at Oishii who she had sex with. Before we got an answer, Oishii slammed the door and left the car.

Cherry disgusted with the fact decided to go out and find herself a new fuck buddy who she refuses to announce because Oishii is with holding information.
So back to the phone conversation Cherry decided that we were all in a competition now and that she was in fact in the lead.

So what does one do? I scream at her to leave me alone and that I’m going out this weekend to have sex to take the lead!