Cigdosh's Farewell WITHOUT Cigdosh!

I decided to organise a farewell get together for my cousin a few weeks before she jetted off to Turkey. She has been dogging us since January 2006 with the same excuse every week that "She has visitors coming over". In the end I caught onto the fact that she was up to no good. So I told her that her farewell party would also be an intervention for her. She agreed to face us and come up with a story to convince us that she seriously has had visitors coming every weekend since January. Seriously half of Sydney has been going over to her place.

A day before the farewell party Cigdosh calls with news. She knows that I’m ready to rip her throat out if she tells me that she’s pulling out of the party. Hence she pulls out of the party because she has visitors coming over again.

So the night arrives and everyone but Cigdosh goes to the party. It almost reminds me of our uni days when I organized Tamar a surprised birthday party. Her sister Houri was supposed to bring Tamar to the party but some how forgot to mention it to her. So Tamar organized something else and never turned up. So hence we continued to celebrate her birthday without her. This is when the whole Naz milk and antipasto incident happened but I better not get into that again.

Nez’s Dede (Grandfather)

My cousin decides to tell me at the gathering that her grandfather who lives with them insisted that she calls for an ambulance because he thinks his about to die. When Nez questions on why he thinks his about to die, her dede informs her that his cold, therefore his dying. So what does Nez do? Obviously what anyone would do. She screams at him for creating a fuss about nothing and that his not going to die. She strolls to the bedroom and grabs a blanket for him. Dumps the blanket on him and tells him to never tell her that his dying again.

The Bosnian Princess Bank Robbery Attempt

For all thoses that remember our Bosnian Bank Princess, she was placed under a witness protection program for witnessing a very important bank fraud. Well now she’s going under another witness protection program because she witnessed a Bank robbery attempt at Liverpool branch.

Full details can’t be revealed due to Privacy act 134 903 but we can share some of the story.

The bosnian princess and co were moving half a million dollars in a Woolworth’s trolley (Note the trolley name had to be changed to protect thoses disturbing the money) from one end of the bank to another when there’s a loud bang at the back door. It’s the emergency exit door so no one’s allowed to open it unless it’s an emergency obviously. The banging continues when the bank gang decides to look under the door to see no feet. Obviously who ever was banging was moving away so that the one behind the door would see that theres no one standing there and would open the door to check outside. When they did this the robbers would burst in and steal the trolley.

The banging starts to get louder when the bank staff starts to panic. The staff immediately decides to wheel the Woolworth’s trolley into the disabled toilets at the bank and close the door. The police are immediately contacted while the banging continues.

Within minutes the police officers storm into the branch to see what all the panic is about. Meanwhile the trolley full of money is still in the disabled toilets. One of the officers decides to open the emergency door, which leads to the bank sirens going off. The officers step outside to see a man with his truck standing there. They walk over to question the man. They ask him how long he has been standing there and why. The guy tells them his been standing there for 20minutes waiting for someone. The officer decides to ask him if he saw anyone banging on the door. The guy responds saying that no one has been banging on the door. Who the hell stands there for 20 minutes and doesn’t see someone banging on the door?

Further questioning is undertaken but due to the privacy act I cant reveal too much of the details. The police officers head back into the bank when the bosnian princess shuts the door. The bosnian princess now needs to undergo an identity change due to the attempted bank robbery. We are in the process of changing her name and flying her out to Canada in the next month or so. She has been placed in a higher witness protection program for her own safety.

Meanwhile the money is still sitting in a trolley in the disabled toilets…..

More details to follow…