Sunday, April 09, 2006

The bus ran over someone


We jump on the bus which is extremely crowded as hell. We stand for the trip. Some where along the line the bus stops to pick up more passangers and we are motionless for the next few minutes. Were waiting on the bus to start moving again and everyone on the bus is started to get edgy.

Enter the bitch on the mobile phone complaining to her frined that she was going to be late for work and the bus wasn't moving. The bitch starts yelling to the girls standing on the stairs "Can you get off the stairs so the doors could close. Your making me late for work".

This is when someone yells back that there has been an accident and the bus has run over someone. OMG! Whats happening? This is when the bitch yells back "What? A person? Great now I'm going to be late for work".

The whole bus got into a commotion and thankfully someone yelled that there was another bus coming to pick us up. Everyone jumps off the bus to catch the next bus as this bus wasn't going anywhere for a while.

We jump off the bus and try and work out what to do when I knew exactly what I had to do. I can't leave without a photo. I start taking photos of the situation. Hey I would regret it later if I didn't. Trying very hard to capture a photo of the guy who got hit by the bus. Ok I know it was an inappropriate time to take a photo but hey didn't we all regret not filming when Vicki ran smack bang into the tree?

While I'm trying to take my photo's the bitch on the phone is screaming her lungs out that "She cant believe her luck. Some stupid Asian guy decided to throw himself infront of the bus and now she's late for work".

I hope the bitch gets hit by a bus and doesnt make it to work!

Photo - The bitch that was late for work


We stand around to work out our plan. Meanwhile we find out from other passengers that the Asian guy tried getting onto the bus and got knocked backwards and fell onto the road cracking his head open.

We spot the bus to Chinatown so we quickly run to it discussing how the hell this happens when the bus driver starts screaming the next stop is "Cherry" something.

This all starts to make sense. Cherry caused the accident. OMG she tried killing the Asian guy.

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