Pre travelling warning and demands

Im going to be like a bad smell that just won't go away (or as you like to put it "the annoying piece of chicken stuck in your tooth"). Make sure you don't touch anything, don't eat beef in london, don't catch trains in spain and be cautious of greek men! Don't go to their house if they offer you their "tsatziki".

I want to see photos of kidneys from LA, England and turkey!