Recaping Emails

Here are some of the weird emails I received while being away. I thought ill share some of them with you all......

The Insane Obessessed one had a dirty dream about me

Hey u,

How freaky is that? I remember waking up and thinking "I have to remember this!" (I usually forget)

You were staying at my house for some reason. I got up and was getting ready to go to work. You were up as well and sitting in my living room. I then got out these cop dvd's and told you to watch them during the day cause u had absolutely nothing to do.

Hmmmm.....not far from the truth eh? I have to work hard for every penny while ur bloody relaxing! Thought I'd share it with u...hurry up and write to me my little expired Turkish delight.

Cherry strikes again

Missing you heaps...i told Lily that if i had withdrawl symptoms, badly, i would put the photo i took of you with my fone as the wallpaper!

Love and abuse

OMG!! MOISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I miss you already! Chao reckons i've gone weird to make up for your weirdness!!I want sand from venice beach!! Pee free thanks. Bring be back a slice of pizza! Or just take a picture of ur face next to the pizza!!

Ur cousin sucks!! He wont send me the itinerary! Anyway, my friend works in insurance and I can get travel insurance for $80. 50% cheaper than that thing you signed up with! HA! Screwed urself over! MAUahaUahaUAha Went on a freaky "date" thing on the weekend. Rather not talk about it.

The greek guy

Hey man! Good to hear from you! the most exciting thing is big brother series 89 anyway, when you get to Greece make sure you buy a koboloi. worry beads in the barbarian tongue.

The inspired one

Get ready for filming when we get back. I just got inspired!!

Cow's head found outside Hirst's studio A cow's head and other rotting remains have been found outside a buildingowned by artist Damien Hirst.

The decomposing remains were found in a crate by a neighbour outside Hirst'sstudio in the Gloucestershire village of Chalford.Clive Eagles said: "It was disgusting - I couldn't believe it when I liftedthe lid off.

It was like something out of a horror film. It was so bad on Sunday night it was coming in the house and making everybody sick."

The detective strikes again

how the hell did u climb the eiffle tower considering your scared of heights?

The indecent proposal to film

Well if you go back to Europe with me on a Contiki tour next year, i wont mind doing some filming in Paris with you! ;) Of course i miss you, any time that i am bored...i think about those days we would be filming another incident and then i would miss you even more!

The insane request

Go to the grand bazaar, mark out all the stores that I will be interested in, draw up a detailedmap and find out which route is the shortest to get through the entire grand bazaar. Make sure in your map, you mark out the shortest route that also goes through the toilet and rest areas. Thats incase I cant find a portable port-a-loo and 2 guys to carry the damn thing for me. Oh, find out where i can try those appleflavoured bong things as well.

The Appendix

They didnt give the appendix to her, so i couldnt steal it from her...Lily asked her if they gave it to her, and she said no... Lily then told her that u wanted her appendix...it aint happening... Lily and i were about to steal a hospital bed, but it wouldnt fit in my boot of the car!

The need to laugh

I MISS U!!! I NEED TO LAUGH, WHEN ARE U COMING BACK??? I HAVENT LAUGHED IN A LONG TIME LIKE I USE TO IN THE BACK SEAT OF UR CAR!!!