The Bait

Special thanks to our Bosnian princess Sinolicka (Name had to be changed due to security reasons and the fact that we had to put her under a witness protection program because she witnessed a bank fraud LOL)

Sinolicka’s birthday get together brought about the new bait. Following from my used and abused post, my friend decided to use Sinolicka’s friend as a bait to get her 3 stooges to come to the party. This bait being Egyptian was perfect for one of the stooges. So calls were made, messages were swapped informing them that we had new meat on the meat market.

Soon Sinolicka’s friend realised that she was being used as bait so we she decided that she was feeling sick. She was out of there like a flash of light. We lost the bait and had lack of meat wandering the roads of Church St in Parramatta.

Finally we made our way to the famous Roxy where I have never been before. This was a new thing for me. We managed to score a table before anyone could jump on it. Meanwhile my cousin got hit on my every tom, dick and leb in the joint while some other people complained they didn’t get picked up. For crying out loud people there is plenty of meat on the market.

Speaking of meat, Sinolicka’s meat truck zoomed past but nothing happen. One of the lebs tried striking a deal with me in letting him take my cousin out for coffee. I told him he had to go through me first. He offered to take me along as well. I should have accepted the deal. Who refuses free coffee theses days?

Before Sinolicka can say it’s your birthday, we hit the dance floor where some of us noticed the famous pole-dancing girls. Luckily one of them bumped into the table outside and went flying. I couldn’t hold myself but laugh.

The meat search continued inside followed by a water fight outside. We had to leave the club as I spared water all over people I didn’t know. It was a wise move. The search for new bait is in progress…