No Customs! No Cameras! No Bags!

Where's my Bags?

While waiting for Levi I started filming customs. Finally I got told off for filming. Apparently I cant film a security area. For crying out loud there was no customs at customs. What the hell are they complaining about. Oh well I got a good 4 minute footage of crap.

Finally when Levi did decide to arrive we found out that they lost his bags. Seriously cant the airlines get anything right. They either delay your luggage or completely lose it. They are so inconsiderate. I had my suitcase drenched in wine when some idiots wine bottle decided to break on my suitcase.

Anyway after holding my Levi sign like a lunatic for an hour, we were finally ready to go to the hotel. Well after a few happy snaps and a group hug. This is when we found out about the $2.90 bus trip to the hotel. Previously we spent 50 Euros. What the hell was I thinking?

The Bus ride

We jumped on the bus where this woman gave us a dirty look for no reason. Stupid cow who does she think she is giving me a dirty look in Athens. I felt like slamming my suitcase on her head and whacking her side to side with it. It was a long 6-hour wait at the airport. Can you seriously blame me? All I wanted was a shower and a nice meal.

The Sneak In

We arrived at the hotel. Now this was the tricky part. We were to sneak Levi into the hotel. So while we checked in, Levi wandered around Athens Pitt St. We managed to dump all our bags upstairs and seeing as Levi had no bags this was going to be easier than I thought. I suppose after sneaking people into 2day FM’s Christmas party and Rumba this was nothing.

So we run downstairs to find Levi only to realise we lost him again. After splitting up and searching we finally manage to locate him with a bag of bananas. So the plan is – we tell him our room number and he walks straight upstairs to the room while I’m keeping the receptionist busy.

In the five minutes we leave Levi alone he manages to get picked up by some strange guy who insists on taking him to a bar so he can buy drinks for some girls. I don’t know what the hell that was about but mate seriously stay off the bananas.

We walked back to the hotel. I strolled in and started asking questions on how I would call Cyprus. I create a big fuss that I’ve been trying to call but couldn’t get through and my mum’s probably worried. Meanwhile Levi manages to get upstairs. As he does I finish up in reception and head upstairs.

Finally were all settling in the room and its shower time one by one. Levi manages to unpack the one and only bag the airline gave him. The bag includes an extra large shirt, white underpants and a toothbrush. You think they can do better than that after losing his bags. Levi finally has a shower and walks out with a hand towel over his private parts. Lets just say it wasn’t covering much. More than I needed to see mate.

So after were all dressed its time to run downstairs and grab dinner. You think we can have a peaceful dinner, not before one of my friends gets stalked by a black guy. Who insists on following her. For a minute we thought he was going to mug her or something. I think he kept mumbling something but I don’t think anyone heard what he was saying.

After a minor stroll through Athens and showing Levi the Acropolis its time for some Moussaka. We manage to find a restaurant where we can get some nice looking Moussaka and vine leaves.

After dinner we thought it was time to party. Even though we were all really dead tired we tried our best to find a bar. We walked around and around and nothing seemed to excite us. So it was back to the hotel and an early night.

Once again it was time to sneak Levi in. While distracting reception Levi made a clear break upstairs.