The 4th night on MYKONOS

No Moussaka NO Souvlaki

There was no way we could have another night of Greek food. There is only so much of Souvlaki and Moussaka you can eat. We ended up at some Italian restaurant, which wasn’t so bad after all. I think I had pizza.

The Orange Juice Incident

You think having the taxi woman slam the door in my face was bad enough well get this. We walk into a mini market and go to the fridge section to get some orange juice to mix with our vodka. We spend like 10 minutes arguing over which orange juice to buy. I wanted an orange juice to myself but some people kept insisting we should only buy one. So after our argument we went to the counter & paid for it. As we walked out the cashier slammed the door behind us. For crying out loud what the hell was her problem? This was the beginning of slamming doors in our face.

This lead into our night as we ended up outside Skandinavian bar. After shoving like a couple of B52 shots down my throat it was time to party! Oh yeah this is after our vodka orange juice. Don’t ask me what was in the B52’s. They were cheap and worth drinking.

The Skandinavian bar

You think we would learn and not head back here. WRONG! In tonight’s little episode a 40-year-old lesbian picked up my friend. My friend was dancing with me when this woman walked up to her and said, “You dance so beautifully”. We didn’t know whether we should laugh in her face or thank her. She couldn’t stop staring. What the hell did she think she was going to do? Was this her regular pick up line? Who uses that? Why on earth would she comment on the way someone moves their body? God I wonder if my friend was dancing erotically? Could we have been that drunk? That my friend was pole dancing and I couldn’t remember. I remember the pole being there. I remember girls dancing on it. What the hell was happening…?

PORTA BAR

Ok now I remember we were seriously smashed. We got bored at the Skandinavian bar and decided to make it exciting. We decided to head into Porta bar. The deal was we had to last in their for 5 minutes.

We walked past the bar like 15 times trying to decide if we should go in or not. Finally we found the back entrance! How appropriate. We managed to get to the corner of the bar and sit.

We realised it was packed. Now I know where half of Mykonos was. Oh for the people who don’t know Porta bar is a gay bar. We got bored and decided to see what was happening here. The place was filled with guys. We didn’t know what to do here so we finally got up and struggled through the guys to get to the front entrance.

Finally we walked outside and laughed for 10 minutes. I seriously don’t know what the hell we were thinking walking in there……

And just for the record no i didn't get picked up by a guy hehehe