CARRARA MARKETS - QLD

Christine's Future Filming Dress

We arrive at the Markets and I know the minute we walk through the entrance door that I’m not going to buy anything from here. We wander around the markets like a lost puppy until Oishii also realizes this market sucks.

We spot a spray on tattoo place which some how inspires us to get a tattoo due to the fact this market sucks. We stand there for a good 20 minutes waiting for our turn while swapping and changing our minds about what tattoo we want. Oishii points out that there are another 3 people in front of us. On that note we decide to bolt.

The minute we bolt we run into this kid with a snake around his neck. We quickly take a snap of it before I run for my life. While I’m running for my life Oishii spots a stall selling backpacks for kids. This some how inspires her to do her Christmas shopping. Within a few seconds she makes a purchase.

The kid with the snake

The market just got better when we spotted more freaks. Who the hell wears a bikini to the markets when the nearest beach is like 50kms away?

She needs to cool down

Along the way we spot a Donkey all dressed up. This leads to us sampling some free wine to recover from all the freaks here.

The sexy Donkey

We get to the point where we’ve had enough and decide to head to Pacific Fair for lunch and some decent shopping. Walking to the bus stop we spot to chick waiting at other bus stop when this some how inspires Oishii to grab my arm screaming from the top of her lungs "CHRISTINEEEEEE! OH MY GOD IT"S CHRISTINE! CHRISTINE! I felt like I was being dragged under a car or truck. I had no control over it and once we came to a complete stop it was a massive laughing fit. God I needed that laugh. The only thing that would have topped that off was us getting that on camera. The two chicks had no fuckin idea what was going on. Actually I had no idea what was going on!

We get to our bus stop to spot two old bags sitting there. Within minutes the two chicks from the other bus stop had followed us to this bus stop. We had to take photos for our scrapbooks. For a moment Oishii was tempted to scream CHRISTINE again but thank god she didn’t, as the two old bags would need an ambulance not a bus. Luckily the bus arrives before Oishii does anymore screaming and we jump on.

The 2 chicks @ the bus stop