HOOTERS - NYC

Were walking toward Hooters when we start arguing over whether we wanted to go or not. Before the argument could finish we were at the door. Since we were here now we might as well eat. I think we are too tired to care about anything right now.

We enter and get seated. We start browsing the menu when the conversation develops for the order:

- I'm getting soup and chicken wings
- Yeah I feel like chicken wings as well
- Should we get 20 pieces? I was going to get 10 pieces for myself
- Yeah but is that enough?
- Did you want to get fries as well?
- Yeah thats good
- I'm getting soup as well
- I want half a salad
- Half salad?
- Entree size

The waitress approaches us and we order the food. She also asked what sauce we wanted with the chicken wings, BBQ, Mild, Medium or Hot. We decide to go with Mild.

20 minutes later the food arrives:

I have no idea what the hell we thought when ordering.I don't think we thought about it probably. Who could seriously eat 20 chicken wings? I can barely eat 4 or 5 on my own.

After the waitress planted the chicken wings on our table, we noticed that we were missing our dipping sauce so we immediately call out to the waitress. The waitress comes over:

Us - Hi we're missing the sauce for the chicken wings

Waitress - The sauce should already be on there

(We start looking for a tiny bowl with sauce that may be buried at the bottom of the plate)

Us - There's no sauce here

( The waitress swings the plate around and points to a drop of oil)

Waitress - Thats the sauce there

(Refer to Picture below)

We are left in shock. A tiny drop of sauce that looks like oil. We had a disgusted look on our face that the waitress quickly interrupted to explain that the sauce was poured onto the plate of chicken wings.The minute she left we pulled out the cameras to take a photo of the sauce and laughed about the missing sauce.

I stared at my half salad which was the size of Ayers Rock practically. Can you imagine the full size? While we were eating a group of Asian guys stormed in. There was seriously about 30 to 40 of them. They scattered around the place. We were glad we got here before them otherwise we would wait all year for our meals.

Meanwhile one of the waitresses decides to bring a tray of 50 chicken wings to our table when we scream at her that its not ours. She manages to dump it on some Asians table before coming back to our table to refill our drinks. I think I had over a litre of coke. My bladder was ready to burst.

Picture - The missing Sauce discovered on the edge of the plate