Friday, January 13, 2006

The Towel, The Blue Dress Bitch & The Male Bellydancer




We rush out of our rooms in panic over the fact we have no towels. We come up with a plan. We head straight to the pools. We grab some pool towels which are located next to the pools and stroll over to the deck beds next to the shiny pool.

While relaxing and planning our next move, we spot the blue dress woman, who walks past us giving us a death stare. Turning to each other we question what her problem is? She had a look of disgust on her face as if we did something to her. Letting the matter go, we later decide to take her picture for the records. I will post if I find it.

After our brief relaxation we realise that the entertainment is starting so we race to the first table and plant ourselves down. Were quite excited as we have the front table facing the stage area.

We soon hear the same music from the previous night and then spot the same male bellydancer with his snake. When I say snake, I refer to the actual python! He starts his performance and starts tossing around his snake like theres no tomorrow. I'm sitting in the front table filming the whole show and feeling scared to death that this snake is going to land on my table out of luck.



While the show is continuing we spot a little girl in the backgound doing the same moves. I think she has watched him like 50 times and knows the moves off by heart. She was actually quite impressive for her age. Soon the male bellydancer decides he needs audience participation. I think at one stage I'm approach but refuse to join the show because I'm filming. Just as well. The next thing I see is the male bellydancer stripping the guys. All the guys have to take their shirts off and dance with him in the middle of the stage. I think I would have died from embarrassment.



The audience participation ends and then the male bellydancer starts to preform again. This time the female MC strolls in and squeezes some money into his pants. Not realising what the hell is going on, we soon cope the worst awkward moment. The male bellydancer starts doing his rounds around the table as a special one on one performance so he can collect tips. Before we could move he spots us.

Shaking his ass at us, we realise that his after some tips. What are we your cash camel? The worst part, both of us left our wallets in the room thinking we might go swimming. So picture this, were sitting at the table, this guys circling us waiting for a tip. His looking at us thinking hurry up already.

This is the worst 1 minute of our lives. We feel so embarrassed and don't know what to do. It's definately one hell of a awkard moment. The best part is the professional camera guy decides to capture this moment for us. He snaps a shot of us looking confused as hell next to the bellydancer. Eventually the guy gets the point we are not going to tip and moves to the next table. We do the next best thing. Grab our cameras and race off to our room laughing about how awkard it was.

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