The Erboy Bitch Strikes Again...

The Erboy Bitch...
Nautiboy Productions

After a short stay in Cyprus, Arrived in Istanbul airport with a transfer guy – Erhan. Its 8am, we jump into the transfer guys van heading to the hotel. Transfer guy decides to take us through Old Istanbul and pulls up outside a museum. He insists that we go inside the museum for us to look around. I’m thinking its 8am who the fuck can be bothered going to a museum this early. Luckily the museum was closed so we proceed onto the hotel.

We arrived in front of Sude Konak even though I was staying at Erboy hotel. Erboy hotel is next door to Sude konak. Before I can say anything the bellboy came rushing out and grabbing the suitcases and dragging them inside to Sude Konak. So we followed him inside to grab the suitcases back and walk across to Erboy hotel.

Walked into Erboy hotel only to be confronted by the Erboy bitch again. She asked for the booking forms and passports as usual. All of a sudden it was DJEVU again. Erboy bitch informed us that there had been a mix up on the internet booking again and that they were overbooked. I think it was the bitches way of getting rid of me. So she informed me that she would have to send us to another hotel around here. So I asked her to send me to Sude Konak as I know the hotel.

Anyway I waited in the lobby for god knows how long when she called Sude Konak. She told me that they were fully booked and there was no room there. So she had to send us to the romance hotel down the street.

Meanwhile I find out from bellboy that Sude Konak is not booked out. The Erboy bitch told them that I only paid $15 a night at Erboy where as I paid $40 a night. Of course the manager at Sude Konak refused to take us for that price. The Erboy bitch was trying to make money off us by down pricing us. Stupid bitch thought she could get away with it as well.

We drag our suitcases down the road to Romance hotel to find out that there is no room ready. So we dump all the luggage in the lobby and head to the breakfast room for some free breakfast.
After checking in, we discover that someone’s body wash has spilled into the luggage. So it’s a massive clean up before turning the bathroom into a laundry room.