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The Pork Incident

You spend all your living protecting yourself from the pig and then some fat Greek godfather comes along and smack bang before you know it your no longer a pork virgin. What kind of a sick bastard manages to screw you over and make you eat pork within seconds.

Well this is the outcome of Saturday night. Before I knew it I was trying to cut into this log on my plate, which apparently was pork. Little did I know! While cutting the bloody thing, my cousin continuously kept saying, “This is good shit bro”. I should have known it was all down hill from there.

I felt sick at the thought of some pig swimming inside of me but hey there was only one way to deal with it. I had to burn this pig out of me – the dance floor!

The waiter

This waiter approached us for the first time to ask if we wanted drinks. Before we knew it our Bosnian princess basically yelled at the waiter. The waiter had to calm her down. She seemed stressed. As if this wasn’t bad enough the waiter tried cleaning the glasses off the table when my cousin insisted he wants his glass back. The waiter thinking were the most stressed out table told us he would bring new ones…

The top 3 conversations of the night

1. Put it up

Would it help if you put it up bro?
It’s been up for 2 weeks bro and it wont go down.

Were talking about my cousin’s injured leg, what were you thinking?

2. The Multi- vitamin stolen van

This one is a classic. Our Bosnian princess goes to Canada for a holiday and wants to go shopping. So her friend does some research on the net and locates a famous multi vitamin van. They rock up in the middle of the night to this van which conviently has multi vitamins written on it to discover that this van has every bloody stolen items you could possible want. So what does one do? Obviously starts shopping…

3. Straight guy comments on another guy

Is it normal for a straight guy to comment on the looks of another guy?

The octopus dive

I will never forget this. Moments before I went to the toilet everyone on the table made comments on how full they were from the food. The minute I came back to the table all I saw was our Bosnian princess diving for more octopus. It was like she hasn’t eaten for a month the way she grabbed it. I was thinking to myself god what’s she doing. Then moments later I discovered that they had prepared a little snack for me on my plate. Thanks guys…

The photographer

A photographer approached us and started speaking in Greek. Obviously this guy doesn’t know who we are. Every nut case in the family decided to bring a camera tonight. I mean no one in our family leaves home without one. Anyway finally the guy noticed that were not Greek and my cousin made sure he knew we were Turko. The photographer couldn’t disappear from our table fast enough.

To pay or not to pay

As the pork caused such a stir on the table we were trying to decide whether we should dance our way out of the restaurant. With a bunch of 50 year olds spinning around and the myer guy we knew that the only thing stopping us was the Greek godfather at the door.